
I don’t… know.

Stop… talking…

Dear atheists:
Just as you wouldn’t respect someone who uses occasions like this to plug their religion, I’m sure those who do believe don’t appreciate you using it to plug your lack thereof.
My dad changed his Facebook picture to a picture of Zebraman.
Dad.
Dad.
No.
You stop that.
There’s a girl I can’t stand on Facebook who has an album dedicated to pictures of herself doing duck-face and all that dumb shit, and it’s called “My life as me <3”. Every time she uploads a picture, I misread it as “my life me” and feel validated in disliking her.
>
For the record, this is the kind of shit I deal with on a daily basis.
Trigger warning for an inappropriate use of the word rape!

I didn’t even have to say anything this time.
I should change my Facebook tag to “passive-aggressively antagonizing people I don’t like on Facebook”.

Subbuffylator: The Best Teammate.
